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Verse 1 Good morning to another day, like any other day Some people love monotony there may not be a better way. There’s comfort in knowing what’s happening next Even though it’s boring you know what to expect. I guess when you do what you always do And get what you always get. Who needs something new? As long as the status quo is something that you know If you’re not in a river, you don’t go with the flow. But what do you do when the unexpected hits A little bit of randomness will make your head split Some might call it quits because they can’t handle this If that’s you then the next bit you shouldn’t miss Chorus 1 Cereal for dinner No snow in the winter Sweet potato liquor That's Random Purple dinosaurs Double rainbows That's So Random Verse 2 You may have heard this some time on a commuter train. OMG, That’s so random, LMAO, it’s so insane. Followed by giggles, he haws, and hair flips TTYL, LoL and a latte sip Ha ha it can be fun if you let it Certainty is hard to let go, but don’t regret it The truth is randomness is the spice of life It’s the type of thing that keeps the fires burning with your wife Or the thing that keeps people on their toes What will be your next move, nobody knows That’s the way goes with these random highs and lows The day we know our fate the Sun will stop its glow. I tell you this to show you can embrace the unexpected We are perfect cause we can never be perfected Just let the fates decide what our future hold And enjoy the ride on life’s winding road. ---chorus 2--- Planes full of snakes Monsters in the lake Bacon milk shakes That's Random Sharks in tornados Turquoise tomatoes That's So Random Finding lots of money Raining when it's sunny Energizing bunny That's Random Man eating plants Do the Carlton Dance That's so Random Verse 3 So take out a nickel and stand it on a map Make sure the map is smoothed out and lying flat Flick it on its side and spin it like a top The next place you travel to is the place it stops Jump into the puddles on a rainy day Pick a game you don’t know and learn to play Sing a classic tune while you’re waiting in a line I’m sure someone will join you if you give it time Watch a pick up game and cheer for any team Run into the wind like you were running to your dream Talk to that stranger on the bus ride home You don’t have to enjoy that boring commute all alone. When you go out to eat don’t look at the menu Pull the waiter over and let them choose it for you You can stir up your world in the matter of an instant If you sprinkle it with a little bit of randomness. ---chorus 3--- Edible playdough mr./mrs potato Cities built by lego That' s random Dancing with the fishes Singing with the dishes. That's so random Puppets growing noses 17 roses Striking vogue poses That's Random Big red talking dogs Tap dancing frogs. That's so Random

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Random: The Audiobook brings the fascinating characters found in Random to life.

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released February 14, 2014

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Seth Gumbs Toronto, Ontario

Dreams coming true, word by word.

I'm a writer from Toronto, living out of Ajax for now. I love writing all sorts of things, short stories, novels, songs, plays, and anything else that may peak my interest.

Outside of the writing world, I love festivals, events, mixed martial arts, and football among many many other things.
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